Plethora of Platypus.
Just a collection of things I like and rants/complaints/etc... about missing my husband. #armywife

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

(Source: sofiajonze)


scaryscully:

selkee:

*two girls kiss*
straight people: i just think it’s so amazing that they would do that, you know. as friends
*two girls have sex*
straight people: female friendship is amazing
*two girls get married, buy a house, have some kids*
straight people: what better way to grow old than to do it with your best friend

what’s better than this, girls being friends

(Source: merdyke)


savvymavvy:

methlabrador:

when people say “i dont believe in science”

what are you even talking about

image

(Source: isntthatwizard)