Plethora of Platypus.
Just a collection of things I like and rants/complaints/etc... about missing my husband. #armywife

*Me as a parent*
Now Lucy, what do we say if our teacher says there are eight planets?
You forgot Pluto!
Good. And when they say Pluto isn't a planet?
Viva La Pluto!
And?
Fuck You!
Okay good. great. Have fun at kindergarten.
nikki minaj is a gross fuck who is overly sexual and uses too many swear words I'd rather listen to something decent like mozart.

shitrichcollegekidssay:

vivalafro:

shitrichcollegekidssay:

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Mozart - “Leck mich im Arsch” - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c

ok.

Mozart writes about getting that ass licked.

Nicki sings about getting that ass licked.

Both true musical masters, honest.

The way art is supposed to be.


the-pietriarchy:

why are there so many “romantic” black and white gifs of tate from american horror story that aint right did you guys pay any attention to that show at all


geeses:

m4rcobodt:

m4rcobodt:

THINGS IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO BE

  • male
  • female
  • heterosexual
  • homosexual
  • pansexual
  • asexual
  • bisexual
  • cis
  • trans
  • non binary

THINGS IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE

  • an asshole
  • a goose

this post wasn’t even about social justice it was about my hatred of geese

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